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 Puzzled...................
 

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then" he sighs.........

"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.
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 Good thinking............
 

John wanted to have sex with a gal in his office but she belonged to someone else.

One day John got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.

The girl said , "NO."

John said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.

She called her boyfriend and told him the story.

The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200. Then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepted the proposal.

Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened.

She said, "THE BASTARD USED QUARTERS!"

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 One of My favorites
 

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 Happy Keester!!!!!
 


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 Oh Jeez!
 


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