Snow Blonde
One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says , "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today You must park ......." Then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time lovey."

A dead end is just

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1.Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)

3.OK..... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
theTampaBay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

4.If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one
enjoys it?

5. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?

6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

9. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged,models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me .....they're cramming for their final exam.

16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?

17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

20. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
zigzag?

21. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

22. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

I am hoping that now that I have my new granddaughter, my daughter has returned to classes, my son has returned to classes in Georgia, the pseudo-husband has a new position within his company, I finally bought the new used I car I have been wanting, and I have nearly completed my mothers estate responsibilities, that life can get back to "normal". Then I began to really wonder about "normal". I assume that I think that things will get back to what they "were". But what was will never be again. I am grandma to two little girls now, our household income is lower and prices are higher, my mom is gone. Normal is not what life was, but what life is.... It is what I make it. It is what I make of it. "Normal" is merely a perception.
Hello normal!!! Glad to have it. Never lost it.
I know this is not stunning or a new revelation, just thoughts out loud.