This one is for everyone who ...

a) has kids,
b) had kids,
c) was a kid,
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.

I father was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingersin my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nighty. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.

There just does not seem to be enough time to get everything done. I seem to get less and less time to stop here to update my blog, not to mention enough time to visit everyone elses blogs.

We woke up to a frost here this morning, the flowers, blooming bushes, and the new buds and leaves seem to have "weathered" it just fine.

Toodles for now.................

Two Wolves

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a
battle that goes on inside people.

He said, "My son, the battle is between two
"wolves" inside us all.

One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret,
greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false
pride, superiority, and ego.

The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility,
kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather:
"Which wolf wins?"

The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."