1. These get harder every time!!!!!!
2. I wear glasses for reading. (But as I approach 50, I "see" that I have to use my glasses more and more, like right now in front of the computer for example

)
3. My son was due March 7th but was actually born March 21st. That was "back" in the days that the Dr. allowed nature to decide the birth date.
4. I have VERY weird, in full color, volume on high dreams almost every night. (An example you ask? Hum.... OK!) The other night I had a dream that I was at the Whitehouse (WTH? I am sooo"unpolitical" (is that a word?)(it is now.

))( I know the actual word is apolitical) Anyhoo, I am at the Whitehouse so my granddaughter can play with Carolyn Kennedy (

) and as I am standing chatting with President Kennedy about all those little parent kind of things.....(you know, the really important stuff he was contending with...) well anyhoo, he just starts to faint and Blam! down he goes. So being the good nurse that I am,

I "stuff" him into this great big black garbage bag and haul his dead butt home. When I get home I am too tired to mess with this little ole problem of the dead president in a black garbage back so I just leave the bag in my family room and go to bed.

Ok, so then in this dream I start to wonder "hum.... what to do with the body of the President in my family room???? and I begin to think maybe I am in a bit of a pickle here???, and who do I know with a crematorium???? So, in my dream I get up and go to the family room. But what to my wondrous eyes should appear????? The black garbage back is making crinkling noises-in out, in out, in out. Yikes!!! The president is alive!!!! Oh great! Now I am REALLY scared!!! I start screaming for my Dad. (My Dad died 17 years ago)
I wake up. Welcome to the dreamworld of Kelly J.
5. Kelly J has never done drugs. I don't need them. See #4.
6. I have started a new blog titled "And the survey says:" stop by and add your response. Should be fun!