Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
If Jacks too slow
He'll burn his dick
JACK AND JILL went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
LITTLE MISS MUFFET sat on a tuffet,
Her clothing all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman Going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon "Pies, you dumbass!"
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL, who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good, she was very, very good
But when she was bad, She got a fur coat, jewels, a sports car..........
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE,, the cat did a piddle
All over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
When it died of electrical shock.
GEORGIE PORGEY- Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
And Thanks from Cindy: Jack and Jill went up the hill
they both had a dollar and a quarter...
when jack came down Jill had two and half
they didnt go up for water....
